Beatrice - The Theatre Cat Reviews

That's a terrible picture; they should have used my headshot.


Private Lives
by Noel Coward
(1991)

I made my theatre cat debut at Vokes with this play. Great furniture and they didn't mind if I slept on it.

Whodunnit
by Anthony Shaffer
(1992)

Nice furniture, but the overly-realistic thunder and lighting effects were a bit hard to take. Sleeping on a wig is something you should definitely try once in your life.

Hard Times
from the novel by Charles Dickens
(1993)

You must be kidding - you're gonna sit on that wooden furniture for three hours! I wouldn't spend five minutes on it.

Sea Marks
by Gardner McKay
(1994)

Best furniture so far, including a double bed which was mine, mine, mine. And the cast let me sleep on it during the dress rehearsal.

Les Liaisons Dangereuses
by Christopher Hampton
(1994)

A hydraulic bed? No thanks. I'll sleep on the sofa.

Lettice & Lovage
by Peter Shaffer
(1994)

Finally, a good part for a cat. I auditioned for it, but turned it down when I realized I'd be upstaged by the bit-part actress playing Lettice. They eventually had to use a stuffed cat. Serves them right.

A Delicate Balance
by Edward Albee
(1996)

I can't give this a review because I couldn't watch any more after that monologue in the first act.